~#FEF1~Hey, fella. What do you need?
~#FEF1~What's the story? How's it going?
~#FEF1~What can I do you for?
~#FEF1~Top o' the morning to you.
~#FEF1~Howya? What are you after?
~#FEF1~I'm very glad to see you, so I am.
~#FEF1~Now then fella, you came at the right time.
~#FEF1~You're not gonna believe the deal I've got here for you.
~#FEF1~Dude, you've the luck of the Irish, turning up right now...
~#FEF1~You couldn't have found me at a better time...
~#FEF1~What do you make of this then?
~#FEF1~Get your puss in there and start smiling.
~#FEF1~Have a quick gander at my stuff, but don't take all day.
~#FEF1~Have a dekko at what I've got.
~#FEF1~My shit's not shite, mate.
~#FEF1~Take a look at the ~#FEFF~. Snazzy shit, eh?
~#FEF1~Grab some ~#FEFF~, dude. At $~#FEFE~ a bag it's feckin' grand.
~#FEF1~Don't be overlooking the ~#FEFF~. It's a bargain.
~#FEF1~I'm only looking for $~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~, fella. You can't complain at that price.
~#FEF1~Feel free to clean me out of my ~#FEFF~. It's only $~#FEFE~ a feckin' bag, for feck's sake.
~#FEF1~Fair play to you. You know your shit.
~#FEF1~You know what to look for, that's for sure.
~#FEF1~I hope you've got the money for this, dude.
~#FEF1~Be careful with the ~#FEFF~. It doesn't grow on trees, so to speak.
~#FEF1~Made your choice have you?
~#FEF1~Awesome. I aim to please.
~#FEF1~I was hoping to keep hold of that for myself, but not to worry.
~#FEF1~You've done this before, I can tell.
~#FEF1~You've an eye for a bargain, so you have.
~#FEF1~Great doin' business with you, fella.
~#FEF1~Anything deadly in there, dude?
~#FEF1~What've you got, now?
~#FEF1~Do you think I'm dense? This can't be all you've got.
~#FEF1~That's a fine bag you've got there.
~#FEF1~What're you selling, fella?
~#FEF1~It's a shame you've no ~#FEFF~. Your man down the way has been looking for that.
~#FEF1~I don't want to mess you around, fella, you've nothing I need. Maybe I'll take something though....
~#FEF1~I'd have thought a man, such as yourself, would have some ~#FEFF~. Ah, well, can't have everything now can we?
~#FEF1~If you could find your way to getting hold of some ~#FEFF~, I'd give you a good price on that shit.
~#FEF1~I can't believe it. No one's got any ~#FEFF~ round here. If I could lay my hands on some I'd be a rich man. Know what I'm saying?
~#FEF1~Now you're sucking diesel! I've been looking for some ~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~You've got some ~#FEFF~! Ah, it's your only man. I'll give you $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~Just the thing. I've been after some ~#FEFF~. How about I give you $~#FEFE~ a bag?
~#FEF1~You want $~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~? Do you think I'm an eejit? It hurts me feelings to shell out $~#FEFE~ for this stuff, you know.
~#FEF1~You're just the man I've been waiting on! I'll take all the ~#FEFF~ I can afford.
~#FEF1~Ah, it's your only man.
~#FEF1~Yeah, I'll take the ~#FEFF~. Seems decent enough, dude.
~#FEF1~That's the stuff I'm after, dude.
~#FEF1~You're asking enough for the ~#FEFF~. I'm hoping it's quality.
~#FEF1~Okay. I've made my mind up, fella.
~#FEF1~I hope this shit is as good as it looks.
~#FEF1~Thanks. I reckon I can turn the ~#FEFF~ around and still make a decent profit.
~#FEF1~The next time I see you, I hope you have more ~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~I might even try some of this myself.
~#FEF1~I'll be away down the schoolyard with this shit. Gotta get the little maggots while they're young.
~#FEF1~Have a nice day, fella.
~#FEF1~I'll look forward to seeing you again, fella.
~#FEF1~You off? Okay, but come back for a visit soon, eh? I'm bound to have more shit for you.
~#FEF1~Goodbye then. I'll miss your stunning conversation, Oscar, so I will.
~#FEF1~See you around. But, only if you see me first, eh?
~#FEF1~So you're away on your toes without so much as buying a loosy?
~#FEF1~Ah, yer feckin' eejit, time waster!
~#FEF1~My prices not good enough, are they?
~#FEF1~Guess you must have come here for a date, you're not interested in buying.
~#FEF1~Get out of here, you gobshite! Spend some money next time.
~#FEF1~For feck's sake! Will you make a decision? It's like watching a feckin' tennis match!
~#FEF1~Now, you're being a complete jerk. Stop feckin' around!
~#FEF1~Have you been on the yayo, dude? Come to a decision: buy or sell!
~#FEF1~Why don't you come back when you know what you want to do, you big sap.
~#FEF1~As amusing as it might be to you, what you're doing is actually really annoying for me.
~#FEF1~I can hang on to the ~#FEFF~ until you've got enough bread, if you like.
~#FEF1~Don't be touching up the merchandise, unless you're paying for it.
~#FEF1~Looks like your eyes are writing checks your wallet can't afford.
~#FEF1~I'm not a bank manager. I don't do loans, you feckin' chancer.
~#FEF1~Keep on picking at my stock without the cash to pay for it and you'll be picking up your teeth.
~#FEF1~You've done a good deal there, son. Want to try that again?
~#FEF1~I knew it was going to be my lucky day when I first clapped eyes on you, sparky.
~#FEF1~Mugs like you don't cross my path every day. Don't leave without making another deal like that now, will you?
~#FEF1~I'm obviously dealing with a genius. You've fair outsmarted me on that one. I bet you can't do it again...
~#FEF1~If I told my old fella what you've just done he wouldn't believe me.
~#FEF1~Your own mother wouldn't give you prices like that.
~#FEF1~What can I say? My prices are the best you'll find.
~#FEF1~ I don't make a habit of getting fucked. That was a special low price just for you, pretty boy.
~#FEF1~Good luck with the ~#FEFF~. I've no idea how pure it is. I found it sitting in some trash.
~#FEF1~I'm sick of dealing ~#FEFF~ anyway, the sooner I'm rid of it all the better.
~#FEF1~Good luck finding some of that in there, you knacker.
~#FEF1~What? You after buying some 'sail-boat fuel' are you?
~#FEF1~Are you touched, fella? I've none of that left to sell.
~#FEF1~I'm sold out on that front, friend.
~#FEF1~I'd gladly sell you empty promises, but you really would never see me again.
~#FEF1~I wasn't kidding when I said you'd cleaned me out, you know.
~#FEF1~I've nothing left but the clothes on my back, buddy. Would you have me starkers?
~#FEF1~Nope. Still got fuck all for you, dude.
~#FEF1~The reason there's nothing in there is because you cleaned me out. Honestly, it's not a magic trick. Stuff won't appear in there when I wave my hand over it.
~#FEF1~Come on now, fella. You've got to let me go and get more stock.
~#FEF1~You're no slacker, making a killing like that.
~#FEF1~Nice one! You're no slob with moves like that.
~#FEF1~Guess you made a mug out of me this time. Fair play to you though.
~#FEF1~You could have dropped your price a bit and still hit pay-dirt, dude. I've got children to school, so I have.
~#FEF1~With a profit margin like that, I wouldn't mind working for you, you swanky fecker.
